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Product Highlights
Currently available exclusively during our TikTok Live streams, because we like our commerce chaotic, communal, and occasionally interrupted by goblins.
While we prepare to summon our physical storefront into existence (location spell still loading…), all Crit and Mortar treasures are sold live on TikTok. Why? Because shopping should feel like a side quest, not a spreadsheet. Join us in real time to snag rare loot, unlock giveaways, and witness the kind of nerdy nonsense that only happens when a bard runs the inventory.
Here’s a peek at what’s in our magical merch vault:
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